jake sciotto

---years in techbut i put linux on the family computer when i was 16 so

work

#hoglife

senior, dec 2024 - dec 2025

- nicknamed "mr figure shit out"

- building bleeding edge finops solutions as the linchpin between business and technology (trademark pending on this phrase)

implemented healthcare software, coordinated cross-functional teams, led training and change management at big boy scale - what's the deal with healthcare

led covid-19 solution implementations for hundreds of thousands of users, designed creative solutions for evolving requirements - should have invested in zoom

taught computing infrastructure and networking, consulted for healthcare research - they gave me a podium and students showed up

built power bi dashboards, developed transparent pricing strategy, performed statistical analysis - made pretty charts so people felt informed

helped 10 small businesses launch websites - if you are reading this i miss php

pythonsqljavascriptjavac++rnext.jsreactterraformdockergraphqlpostgresredissnowflakebigquerypytorchxgboosttailwindfinopsrag/cagvercelk8sstatistical analysispredictive modelingprompt engineeringgenaiagentic ai

about

in order of importance

01
bjj blue belt
-- all strength, no technique. won't pull guard
02
problem solver
-- semi-neurotic, highly technical. burdened by knowing a little bit about everything
03
coach
-- lacrosse & bjj since 2009 - the nick saban of youth sports (self-appointed)
04
over-educated
-- the debt from these 2 master's degrees is not going to pay for itself
05
sweaty
-- wherever we are i am going to be wearing shorts